1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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