our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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