Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i think i have two assholes
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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