Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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