Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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