Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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