he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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