Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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