I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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