To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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