so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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