I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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