I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So here I am, sexting at work.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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