HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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