a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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