Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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