you guys were way drunker than both of me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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