I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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