he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The cops high fived after they tackled you
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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