Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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