She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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