My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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