You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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