Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
