Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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