I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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