how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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