we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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