I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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