No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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