with your own penis?
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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