i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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