Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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