Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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