can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
