i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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