Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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