doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I came so hard my ears popped.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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