Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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