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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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