Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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