So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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