Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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