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He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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