She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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