I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
