yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Dignity is for republicans.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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