This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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