Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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