all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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