It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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