okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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