Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
wow bdsm is so cute
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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