is wine microwaveable?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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