Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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